Boobs

I have only got enormous boobs because my heart is so big and loving, my lungs needed somewhere to live! ♥

Buddha

"Doubt everything. Find your own light." ~ Buddha

Mothers Day

For Mothers Day I was given a box from Jade she made at school. The box contained 11 things she loves about me: 1. Thank you for reminding me to feed my pet. 2. I love the way you are always there for us. 3. I love your creamy mashed potatoes. 4. I love the way your hair is always wavy. 5. Thank you for making me clean my room, even though I hate it. 6. I love the way you like to read because you always encourage me in reading. 7. I like it when you say Rise and Shine. 8. I love the way you talk on the phone for a long time and I can listen. 9. I remember when you took me Transiberian Orchestra. 10. I LOVE how we both want to open... See More a pet store. 11. You Are The Best Mom That Ever Lived!

Of course, I cut the box apart and taped all of the little slips of paper to a bigger piece of paper and framed it :)

Brylinism

Brylinism: Mom, what is an orange made out of?
Ummm, orange?
No, what's it MADE of?
It's a fruit that grows on a tree Sweetheart.
Nono, whats it MADE OF Mom?!
Ummmm, I don't know Brylin.
I don't know either, probably chicken.

:D She cracks me up.